The Interview (Part I) This is like a dream, it's hard to believe I've come this far. But when I saw the ad to "Red Hot Spanking Videos, Girls Wanted, No Experience Necessary", I had to come. Am I crazy? I've never been spanked! Wouldn't know how to go about finding a partner, if my life depended on it. 41 and a professional lawyer, there is no way I can ask anyone who knows me. This is my only chance. It's got to be safer than meeting from the e-mail. The man will be an expert, and a handsome movie actor to boot. Now, all I have to do is get this application filled out. No one wants a middle-aged woman. How young do I dare be? But wait, I have the perfect bait: 24 years, college student, nothing on her resume except babysitting and waitressing. Very nonthreatening, and vulnerable. 2. CAN YOU TAKE A HARD SPANKING? That question has got to be a formality. Like the police reading you your bill of rights. There will be no turning back once the cameras start rolling. The answer to that question would be your ability to get up and off your spanker's lap. I suspect they don't want a 'hardened bottom', but prefer someone who cries easily, more realistic. Anyway, this 'experience' stuff, has got to be bunk. I'm sure my interviewers' decision on who to pick will depend on how much he wants to play with me. Whether the film we make will sell or not, will be a minor consideration. If he asks me if I can take a hard spanking, I could always say, "I don't know, but I will try." Then instantly plead, "Pleaseeeeee, don't send me away! I need the money!" Or I could lie about my experience; why not, I've lied about everything else on this application. 3. PREFERENCE; HAND, LEATHER STRAP, OR WOODEN PADDLE What is this nonsense about wooden paddles? I've never been spanked in my life! Much less felt a wooden paddle! Wonder if it's a requirement? Before I left my house, I took a plastic hairbrush and slapped it repeatedly across my thighs raising small faintly pink crescent marks. They tingled. Tried my levis belt, too-----but it fell apart.... Must have been plastic, or cardboard. They don't make them leather anymore. Let's see, what's the next question? 4. TOP, BOTTOM, OR SWITCH This must be for the costume. TOP: I think I'm still a 36C. BOTTOM: 34" SWITCH ????????? I still have a beautiful body. I can make a swim party stop dead with shock, just by entering in a bathing suit. Will they have me strip down? The only thing I purchased especially for this interview is Victoria's Secret Lingerie. I can mesmerize any man----he could never hurt me. Even if he is a sadist. 5. SAFE WORDS; RED YELLOW GREEN ??Safe words??? For a novice like me, I don't need to learn the safe words first. Wouldn't it be better to tell me, what the "unsafe words" were? What not to say? You can't carry on an intelligent conversation, just by calling out colors. Well, I'm getting excited! The door just opened, and I saw the girl just ahead of me walk in for her interview. I'm Next! I wonder what it feels like to lie across a man's firm corded quadriceps. Wonder if he will appreciate my perfect body curves from waist down. I work out daily. My muscles are toned. I'm dying to see a reflection of us in that position on film! My shapely calves, kicking in the air! Those old time spanking movies are such nonsense!!! Fully clothed women, in black and white, petticoats, bloomers. What they need is skin--- muscles contracting and dancing---sweat beading up on skin. Then when the skin takes on a red glow, you can almost feel the heat. Realizing my time was soon, I gingerly ran my fingers over my now tingly but fully clothed virgin derriere. Frantically I attempted to build up my courage. I pictured a distant, remote male figure sitting behind a large, foreboding wooden desk. Yes, I want to surrender to you.........this is your game....your studio......I let you dangle me helpless across your knee........subject my bottom to humiliating stinging swats of numerous toys I've never felt.....I'm a novice.... completely at your mercy. But after the spanking--after you've had your fun-----after you've seen my beautiful body and spanked me to tears. I will have you, and your will will be mine to do as I please. Confidently, I threw some condoms into my purse---they called my name- ----and I walked into the room.