A PERFECT WORLD Chapter 4 Ken woke up the following morning feeling ill-rested and fatigued. The depression and grief of Annie's loss was still going full force within him. Accompanying these emotions were a cornucopia of others, guilt at what had happened between he and his nurse the night before the primary one. He had, in a certain sense of the word, had sex with Zeal. He had touched her body in intimacy, and she had touched his. Though she had claimed it was a standard massage technique he knew that had to be a bunch of bullshit. She had molested him in his bed and he had allowed it to happen. His first day awake after 188 years and he ends up being a victim of a sex crime. And a willing victim - he couldn't help but admit - at that. He knew if Zeal offered him another of her so-called massages, he would be hard pressed to resist her. It was just after 8:00 AM, or 0800 hours in the Martian way of time telling, when Loretta, the day nurse, brought him a tray of breakfast and set it before him. It was sausage, eggs, a small stack of pancakes with maple syrup, a plastic cup full of orange juice and another plastic cup full of steaming black coffee. Though the food smelled wonderful and tasted even better, he only picked at it, unable to muster the strength to chew and swallow more than a few bites. The wonders of his new reality however, served to drive back the feelings of loss and grief to a certain degree. It made him feel strangely guilty whenever some new aspect of technology or medicine that had hardly been conceived of in his time riveted his attention, drawing it away from the grief he was feeling. It was almost like Annie was being cheated out of some of the mourning that she was due. But guilt or not, depression or not, he could not help but be fascinated by the sight of his nurse ordering breakfast by speaking into the ceiling or checking his vital signs by looking at the screen behind him. He simply could not help it. One such wonder occurred after Dr. Mendez gave him his final physical exam before discharge. "You are just the same as yesterday," Mendez told him when the last test was complete. "Which is to say you're perfect, if I do say so myself." "Thanks," Ken muttered a little sourly as he pulled his shorts and half-shirt back on. He still did not know what to think of Mendez. His instincts were telling him that he was a man not to be trusted but he was smart enough to realize that this feeling might be a result of prejudices he had picked up as a police officer. After all, the man looked just like a dangerous Latino gangbanger. There was also the fact that he seemed to be romantically involved with his granddaughter. Paternal instincts apparently did not stop after the first or even the fifth generation. "I just have a few more cosmetic type questions for you if you feel up to them," Mendez said as he packed up his instruments. "Cosmetic?" "Fuckin' aye," he said with a nod. "Now, as I told you yesterday, I took the liberty of turning off the genes responsible for hypertension, nearsightedness, and rheumatoid arthritis because I figured you wouldn't really want those problems. But there are a few other things that I can help you with that are a matter of personal choice." "Oh?" Ken said, not quite sure what the doctor was driving at. "For instance," Mendez said, "I noticed from photographs of you that were taken... uh... before, that you prefer to be clean shaven. No mustache, no beard. Is that correct?" "Yes," he replied slowly. "I used to grow a mustache every now and then - it was kind of a cop thing - but I hated taking care of it. Most of the time I kept my face smooth." "Most Martian men who do not wish to have facial hair have that gene dampened, as it were, so that they don't have to shave every day. Would you like me to do that for you?" Ken looked at him for a moment, trying to digest what he was being offered. "Dampened?" he finally asked. "Do you mean that you can fix it so my beard doesn't grow at all?" "You're down with it," he replied. "It's just a simple matter of telling your genes to halt hair growth on your facial area. Women have us do the same thing to their legs and their armpits, their pubic region, also to their face if they're prone to that sort of thing. We can also shut off hair growth to your head if you wish but that doesn't work very well unless you want to be completely bald. The hair that protrudes turns gray really quickly if its not constantly growing." After being assured that this procedure would be in no way painful, dangerous, or irreversible, Ken consented to it. Who wouldn't embrace the oppurtunity to give up the time-consuming and inconvenient habit of shaving every day? The task was completed not with the use of hypodermic needles or drugs but with a small headset device Mendez clipped on the back of his head for about five minutes. It emitted no sound, no vibration, no sensation of any kind except for a single beep when it was done. Mendez then removed it and stashed it back in his plastic case. "If you ever decide to grow a mustache just let me know," he told Ken. "I can hook you up to the computer in my office and undampen just the follicles on the upper lip." "Thanks, Doc," he said, running his hand over his scruffy face, marveling that his next shave would be his last. This last shave was accomplished with the assistance of Loretta a few minutes later with a rather scary looking, though painless device called a "laserator" which she ran all over his face making it as smooth as the proverbial baby's butt. Another wonder that was unheard of back in his time was the lack of discharge paperwork. Karen and Jerico gave him another complete neurological exam shortly after his post-laserator shower. When it was done Karen simply said, "That's it." "That's it?" he asked. "What do you mean?" "I mean you're in perfect physical and neurological health. Your body and your brain are functioning perfectly. You're officially free of the Whiting Medical Center." "Don't I have to sign anything or... well... you know, anything like that?" She shook her head. "The computer has already noted that you've been medically cleared and has moved your file into the inactive database. You are no longer registered as a patient here." "Wow," he said, impressed. He wondered how many bureaucratic types had lost their jobs when these Martians had their revolution. Probably quite a few if this was any example of how things worked. Mendez and Jerico, after offering congratulations to Karen and Ken both, made a discrete departure from the room, leaving them alone. "So what now?" he asked. "Do we go over to your place or what?" "We can go there now if you wish," she told him. "That might be a good idea if you want to settle in a little. But if you're up to it we do need to make a trip down to the capital building downtown." "What for?" he asked. "We need to get you registered as a citizen of Mars. That way you can receive all of the things you're entitled to, like grocery allotments and clothing allowances and a personal computer. It shouldn't take very long." "You mean, just like that I can become a citizen? I don't have to be a resident for any length of time?" "Nope," she said. "Anyone who applies for Martian citizenship is immediately accepted as long as they don't have a history of non-political criminal behavior. We get about twenty thousand or so immigrants a year from WestHem and EastHem. A lot of them are defectors from the cargo ships that go back and forth. Some are people who have applied for visas and came over legally. Every once in a while we get naval or marine personnel who defect and fly to us in spacecraft. Once the entire crew of a stealth attack ship surrendered to our navy and asked for asylum. I can tell you that WestHem was pretty pissed off about that, even though we did return the ship to them." She snorted a little in disgust. "Like we would want one of their little toy ships anyway. They're still trying to get us to return the officers of that ship so they can try them for treason." "And that would be bad, right?" he asked. "They would execute them," she replied. "The death penalty is very much in favor for certain types of criminal activity in WestHem. But anyway, we can make the trip tomorrow if you like. If you want to just spend your first day getting used to things and adjusting to your new environment, that's perfectly static." "No," he said after a moment's thought. "Let's go downtown. I'm dying to see this place. Uh... so to speak." She gave him a pleased look. "I was hoping you'd say that," she said. "Let's get it on." ***** They rode the elevator down to the lobby level of the building and stepped out into a spacious entryway lined with plush carpet. An information desk manned by a friendly looking young man stood just inside of a set of sliding doors leading out to the street. WHITING AVENUE EXIT read a sign just above the doors. Ken experienced another moment of self-consciousness at walking around in public dressed in little better than underwear but it quickly dissipated when he saw that all of the people milling about in the lobby were wearing the same thing. Karen led him to the doors and they opened silently as they approached, sliding along tracks in the ground. Beyond was a tile entryway that stretched for about twenty feet and then the street. Directly across the street, which was enclosed from thirty feet above by glass, was the entrance to another building that could be seen rising into the air above them. The sign over the main doors to the structure identified it as the UNIVERSITY PROXIMAL HOUSING COMPLEX #2. Other buildings and other building entrances were spaced evenly along the length of the street with a few intersections w ith other streets visible in the distance. Only by looking directly upward through the glass could the pink Martian sky be seen. The rest of it was blocked out by the bulk of the buildings. The street itself ran as far as could be seen in both directions. It was divided into three distinct sections. A central tiled area about fifteen feet wide ran down the middle. A steady stream of people were walking in both directions down this stretch, most ambling gently along in pairs or in groups of three or four, and most seemed to stick to the right side of the strip relative to the direction they were moving. On either side of this central strip were sections about ten feet wide that were paved in some sort of metal alloy that was flat gray in color. The occasional scuff of black rubber on this surface told Ken that wheeled vehicles utilized these sections of the road although none were visible at the moment. The sound on the street was of a busy city sidewalk - absent of the accompaniment of car horns and engines - with a thousand conversations babbling among the throngs of Martians. "The tram station is this way," Karen said, turning to the right and cutting diagonally across the paved portion of the street. "It's about a two block walk from this portion of the facility." "How far is downtown?" Ken asked, nervous at the thought of riding a Martian public transport train. Karen, like on several occasions before, seemed to be acutely attuned to what he was thinking. "It's walkable," she said, "but it would take a while. We're talking about eight kilometers, maybe a little more." "Let's take the tram," he said, thinking that her definition of what was walkable and his were two different things. They walked away from the Whiting University and Medical Center building and past two other housing complexes before turning right on a street called 22nd Expressway. Once they made the turn Ken was able to see two sets of the black single track of the train system above them. They were located near the right side of the glass roof and attached by a series of steel mounting braces that were spaced every fifty feet or so. No trains were currently visible. Ken could see signs on the street before them directing traffic to WUMC STATION 2. Many of the pedestrians around them were heading that way. The entrance to the station was a set of sliding glass doors that were locked in a state of perpetual openness as people walked in and out of them. Ken and Karen waited patiently in the line that had formed and eventually were able to push through to a wide staircase that climbed steeply upward, doubling back twice. At the top of the stairs was a broad, flat platform that looked out over the track and the roof of the street. Large groups of people were waiting next to a long row of heavy looking glass doors that opened directly to the outside. Karen explained that the train would mate with the doors when it stopped, opening the train door and the platform door at the same time, therefore keeping intact the integrity of the seal. Mounted above each of the doors was a computer-generated display that showed a map of the tram system and labeled the trains and the tracks with numbers and letters. To Ken's eyes the map looked remarkably like a schematic of a large metropolitan freeway system. There was a belt-line that circled the entire city perimeter and multiple spoke lines that led inward, towards a central hub. Above the map was the current time: 1132 hours, and the next two scheduled train times: 1138 hours and 1150 hours. "Do you have to pay anything to ride this thing?" Ken asked as they took their place among the waiting crowd. "No," she said. "The intra-city public transportation system is free in all of the cities. Before the revolution it used to be run by MarsTrans, which was one of the big WestHem based corporations. They used to charge us to ride and it wasn't cheap either. That profit margin thing, you know." Ken shook his head. "I still don't understand how a system like this can work. How can your government just pay for all of this stuff without having any money coming back to them? From what you've told me, they're paying out billions of these credits you have to all kinds of workers but they don't seem to have any sort of income. Do you pay really high taxes or what?" "We don't pay any taxes," she said. "Then where does the money come from?" he wanted to know. "How can your economy keep going if there is a constant drain on the government bank without anything going back in?" "Well, in the first place, a lot of credits do go back in," she said. "After all, it's the government that sells us or provides us with most of the things that we spend our credits on. The government owns all housing and everything above the minimal public housing level costs credits to get into. And then there are certain luxury food items, intoxicants, coffee, inter-city or extraterrestrial travel. Those are all things that are provided by the government at a cost. So there is an inflow of credits to the government you see, but you have to understand that this inflow doesn't really matter to our economy, nor does the outflow because the credits we are paid in and we use to buy things with don't actually represent anything concrete." "I'm sorry," he said, looking at her as if she was speaking gibberish, "but I'm not tracking with you here. How can they not represent anything?" "They don't represent anything because our economy, our very existence is not based upon the acquisition of wealth. The credits only exist to provide motivation for working, to reimburse those who are functioning members of society and contribute something to it. They have value because they are the only means by which to buy things and there is no way to get them except to receive a pay allotment for a job or to have someone give them to you for some service you have provided. There is no finite amount of credits because they are nothing more than notations in the Internet." "Doesn't that cause inflation though?" he asked, remembering his college economics electives. He had been specifically told that a system such as she was describing could not work. "We have no inflation here," she answered. "All prices and all salaries are permanently fixed at pre-determined rates. There are of course step raises for experience and promotions, but a beginning garbage collector is always going to make four thousand credits a year and his living quarters are always going to cost whatever it is he is paying for it. A one liter bottle of cola syrup is always going to cost a half a credit. A slab of filet mignon is always going to cost a credit per kilo. A two-week cruise to Saturn is always going to cost two hundred credits for economy class and four hundred for luxury class. These prices and salaries never change, it is forbidden for them to change by our constitution. When some new luxury item or service enters the marketplace, the proprietor is required to go before a common sense committee that is run by the government to have the price fixed. He or she is then bound to honor this price forever." "Price fixing," he said, scowling a little. "I was taught that was a false solution, that it would eventually cause economic collapse as faith in the currency was lost." "And that would be true," Karen told him, "if we were economically tied in any way to any other entity such as EastHem or WestHem. But we are not. Mars is completely self-contained and able to exist without Earth at all. True, we get some luxury items from them but we do not give them our money nor accept theirs. We have made it so their currency is worthless here and ours is worthless there. It is a strict trade of goods for goods and nothing they provide for us are goods we couldn't live without. A lot of people would be pissed off if we suddenly couldn't drink WestHem coffee or sip a nice bottle of California or French wine or fire up a good smoke after dinner, but the loss of those things would not be detrimental. Our system works because we are unified here and because we do not focus obsessively on the acquisition of our currency. Like I told you before, there is no elite class and no super corporations to pervert us. A credit is just that, it is credit that is given for your contribution to society, whatever that contribution might be. Those who do not contribute, get no credits." "So you took the power out of having money?" Ken observed, starting to find a bizarre kind of sense in what she was saying. "Exactly," she said. "Money is nice and can buy you things but that is about all that it can do for you. It is not the focus of our existence anymore; it is instead just a motivating factor to our lives. If you want to have nice things, things that are not a part of your constitutional rights, than you have to work. The more highly skilled or dangerous your job is, the nicer of things and living quarters you can have. We have no millionaires here. We have no one willing to sell his or her soul in order to become a millionaire. It really wouldn't do you any good to have that many credits anyway. There is only so much that you can spend them on." "And this has worked for forty years?" "Twenty-one by our calendar, but yes, it has. There were a few glitches and loopholes in the early years. That is to be expected in any system as complex as what we have come up with, but our constitution allows us to easily change any portions of it that are being exploited for self-interest. The first line of the document reads that common sense and fairness for all will always triumph in any constitutional question." "I'd like to read this constitution of yours," he said. "It sounds like a rather intriguing piece of work." "As soon as we get you your personal computer," she said, "you can look at it any time you want. It's programmed as part of the hard drive system on every computer. We revere it the way other countries or political divisions revere their flag and their national anthem." While Ken was sorting through the Martian economic system in his head, picking at it and trying to come up with some kind of loophole that would prove that it couldn't work (and having no success) the station began to rumble slightly. It was not quite on the level of an earthquake, not even a mild one such as he used to regularly feel in San Jose, but it still made a little burst of adrenaline go flowing through his body. After all, he was standing less than twenty feet from a pane of glass that was the only thing separating the platform he was on from the lethal Martian atmosphere. What was causing it? What would happen because of it? His sudden fear was calmed somewhat by the obvious lack of concern on every face around him. Most of them in fact looked somewhat eager, even as the rumbling and vibration grew marginally worse. The cause of the vibration became clear when the tram that they were waiting for came rushing into view from their right. It consisted of eight cars all attached together with flexible airlocks of some sort, presumably to allow people to walk from one car to the next. Each of the cars was about eight feet high and about twenty-five feet in length. There were no wheels in evidence, only a large groove on the bottom that was an inverted version of the track that it rode upon. Ken was amazed, and more than a little frightened to see that the tram did not actually touch the track at all, instead, it hovered impossibly about eight inches above it. It came into the area of the station at such a speed that he at first thought it was simply going to whiz right on by. It did not seem possible for the thing to stop quickly enough to load and unload passengers at this particular destination. He was opening his mouth to ask Karen if this was an express train when it did exactly what he thought it couldn't do. It ground almost instantly to a full and complete halt, so quickly he almost missed it. One moment the train was moving at full speed and the next it was standing still. The doors along the length of the platform all opened at once with a clank and a slight hissing of air pressure. Jesus, Ken thought, feeling the adrenaline course through him again. True, he had seen the rapid starts and stops from the serenity level atop the hospital but it been different from a thousand feet up. How could the people inside possibly put up with such a deceleration? Wouldn't they all be smashed up against the seat in front of them? And what about those who were standing? But even as these questions formed in his mind, he remembered the elevator in the hospital; the one that had seemed to be standing still even as it shot upward and downward at five floors per second. The inertial dampening device the Martians used was in action here. Karen had mentioned that all public transportation had it. Knowing this however, did not make him feel a whole lot better about climbing aboard the thing. He almost suggested to Karen that they walk the eight kilometers downtown after all but when the crowd around him began to surge forward he had little choice but to surge with them. Mars or not, he still didn't like to make a scene. And besides, he had to get used to riding these contraptions eventually, didn't he? They were virtually forced through the doors by the stream of scantily clad, trashy-talking Martians and then the crowd thinned out as people headed off to different parts of the car. There was a center aisle that was about four feet wide that ran the length of the car and rows of double seats on both sides, everywhere except where the doors were. Each set of seats had a window next to it that consisted of glass that looked entirely too thin to Ken. There were no advertisements or graffiti of any kind, anywhere in the car but there was a computer display both at the front and the rear that showed the current location of this tram in the system and the current time. Below this the next stop - something called INDUSTRIAL 43 STATION - was listed along with the estimated time of arrival. "Let's get a seat," Karen said, leading him along the aisle towards the rear of the car. About half of the seats were empty despite the fact that many of the occupants were standing in groups near the doors. They talked to each other in low voices or perused the screens of their personal computers, which Karen informed him were called "PC's" for short. Some of them, Ken saw, were actually talking to their PCs, although whether these were modern cell phone conversations or they were just bullshitting with their computers he could not tell. Before they found a place to plant themselves, the doors suddenly slid shut with another clank. A second later the tram was in motion and moving at full speed. Through the windows on his right Ken saw the station he had just been standing at rapidly recede and disappear behind them. The scenery directly outside became a blur of buildings shooting by. These were the only indicators he had that they were not still standing still. Though he braced himself and though it seemed like he should have been thrown to the floor by the rapid acceleration, there was no sensation of movement at all; not even when they went around the bend of a rather sharp turn in the tracks. It was very disconcerting to see that you were moving but not to feel it. Faint nausea began to worm in his stomach. "Are you okay?" Karen asked, propelling him into one of the plastic chairs. Though it looked like it was made of a firm, hardened material of the sort that used to be found in fast food restaurants it was actually quite soft and comfortable. "I think I'm getting that reverse motion sickness that you were talking about," he said. "Just look down at the floor," she told him sympathetically. "If that doesn't help, then close your eyes. The sensation will go away if you can't see outside." He tried looking at the floor, as suggested, and it did help ease the sensation as long as his peripheral vision remained blind to the movement out the windows. He probably could have passed the entire trip in this matter but he found his eyes constantly drawn back to the view outside in this strange, alien city. He was like a teenager who happened across a beautiful woman carelessly seated while wearing a short skirt. He could not help but continually take glimpses despite the knowledge that adverse consequences might result. He would take ten to twenty second glances as the train wound and twisted its way along its route before the resulting nausea and vertigo forced him to look back down at the floor for a few seconds. Fortunately the consequences in this case were benevolent. After about ten minutes his brain began to get used to the conflict in sensory input allowing his glances to become longer and more detailed. He saw high-rise after high-rise stretching into the pink sky above and throngs of Martians walking to and fro on the streets below them. Occasionally he would catch a brief view of the red landscape when they passed close to the edge of the inhabited area. The train that carried them would dash forward at high speed, sometimes cutting from one side of the roof to the other, sometimes traveling in a straight line, sometimes taking sharp turns. Every twenty to thirty seconds they would come to a sudden, though unfelt, halt and the doors would clang open allowing a stream of fresh passengers to embark or old passengers to disembark. "The system is set up," Karen explained to him once she saw that he was taking an interest, "so no point in the city is more than twelve blocks from a tram station. Of course some places, like the universities and the capital, have several different stops near them due to the large numbers of workers and students." "Doesn't anyone drive to work?" he asked, remembering the tire marks on the road. "No," she said. "There are no private motor vehicles of any kind on Mars. This is something that goes back all the way to initial colonization. It is generally agreed, even on Earth, that the mass transit system in use during your time - that in which every person drove his or her own vehicle - was a terrible, wasteful mistake. The fuel consumption and the traffic congestion that resulted were insurmountable problems. When World War III started and the Asian powers cut off the supply of Middle East and Alaskan oil to the United States, the Western economy was almost destroyed. Nobody could get to work, supplies could not get from one place to another, and vital chemicals could not be manufactured." "I just remember the traffic jams," Ken said, thinking back on them with absurd nostalgia. He would never see a traffic jam again! "But what about the part of the street alongside the area where everyone walks? It's obvious that vehicles of some sort drive on them. Whose vehicles are they?" "Delivery trucks mostly," she answered. "Groceries and consumer items are delivered to your housing area by truck. They mostly do their work at night though, when there isn't as much pedestrian traffic to interfere with them. Also, the police department uses electric carts as part of their patrol services. They drive on the streets too. So do the dip-hoes." "Dip-hoes?" "Department of Public Health and Safety," she clarified for him. "DPHS is the official designation although over the years that abbreviation has evolved into dip-hoes. They're the ones who handle the emergency medical and trauma problems that occur on the streets or anywhere away from the hospital. They do a lot of other things as well. They do emergency repairs on airlocks. They rescue people if they get stuck in or on something. They take charge of damage control if such a thing ever becomes necessary. If there's a fire burning somewhere in the city, they put it out." "Oh," Ken said. "You mean they're firefighters." She gave him a stern look. "That may be what you called them back in your time, but I wouldn't let one of them hear you say that now. They find that to be a rankin' offensive term." "They do?" "Oh yes. While it's true that the dip-hoes evolved from the old traditional fire departments, fighting fire is only a small, very menial portion of their duties. After all, it doesn't take a genius to put out a fire now, does it? But it does take some pretty extensive training to deal with medical and traumatic injuries and emergency repairs. Calling them firefighters implies that is all that they do and all they are good for." "They would rather be called dip-hoes than firefighters?" he asked, reflecting upon how strange that concept was. The firefighters that he used to deal with back in San Jose had been fiercely, even absurdly proud of their title. "They would rather be called Earthlings with no common sense than firefighters," Karen assured him. "Ambulance driver is just as offensive to them by the way. They evolved from that profession as well." "Amazing," Ken mumbled for perhaps the tenth time that day. As they continued along their path Ken discovered that the Martians were fond of large parks. It seemed that every third or fourth stop brought them either alongside of or directly through an area full of manicured green grass, duck ponds, football type fields, and children's play areas. These parks were all at least ten acres in size and one of them, which Karen told him was Colony Park, rivaled New York City's Central Park. Ken saw a regulation sized golf course, a zoo, and a large astronomical observatory in that one. In all of the parks, large and small, the glass roof that covered that portion was raised from the normal thirty feet to approximately five hundred, probably to give the sensation of spaciousness. He supposed it made sense that the Martians, who were sentenced to live out their lives indoors, would value a good open area to play and recreate in. And it was obvious, even with the brief, nauseating glances that he took, that a good many of them were doing just that as they went by. At Karen's direction they dismounted the train they were riding on at a stop called HUB STATION 4. Ken felt a little unsteady on his feet as he followed her through the sliding doors and out onto a huge platform area that was at least three times the size of the one they had embarked at. This station contained four loading platforms instead of one and hundreds of people were standing patiently at the sliding doors or sitting in rows of chairs next to them. "Hub 4 leads to the northern downtown area," Karen told him as they walked across the platform, weaving in and out of loitering Martians. "That's where the capital building and many of the other planetary office buildings are located." They had to wait about five minutes for the number 4 train to arrive and Ken spent much of this time shaking off the seasickness sensation that was assaulting him. As he took deep breaths of the warm, tasteless air on the platform he took a look at the people around him. By now he was starting to get used to the Martian manner of dress and he began to notice other things about them. For instance all of them seemed to be very youthful looking and physically fit. Though there were a few varieties of body shape - some were a little chubby, some were very skinny - there was no one that he could see that could be categorized as either obese or emaciated. He wondered if the process of turning genes on and off like light switches had something to do with that. Probably. If a person had an overeating problem of some sort couldn't a doctor like Mendez (who might be intimately involved with Karen, his mind insisted upon reminding him) just turn off whatever hormone or gene was responsible? What about depression? Could a simple gene reassignment or modification cure that as well? He also noticed a very wide variety of skin tones ranging anywhere from the pasty white of northern latitude Caucasians to the almost pure black of an African native. These tones on the extremes however, were very much in the minority. Most of the people fell squarely into a wide middle category of dark tan to light brown. Hair colors too were of an amazing variety, ranging from light blonde like Karen's to the jet black associated with Orientals. And again, the extremes seemed to be vastly outnumbered by the happy mediums. Dark blonde to rich brunette seemed to be the majority. "Tell me something," Ken asked, remembering again something he had been told earlier. "What's that?" "You said the Martians are made up of many different races from Earth, right?" "Fuckin' aye." "Is there a lot of interracial marriages and childbearing? It looks like there is." She smiled. "Interracial is not really a term we even use here. We're all just Martians. But in answer to your question, yes, there is. There is no stigma on Mars about having a relationship or even producing a child with someone who is of a different skin color than yourself. There never really has been such a stigma, even before the revolution. The type of people who colonized Mars were, as I've told you before, the lower classes of all races and creeds. And while race was a big factor on Earth during the colonization period - and it still is today by the way - we've always seemed to realize that people are just people. Some of us are bad, some are good, some are stupid, some are lazy, some are downright brilliant, but your underlying ancestry has nothing to do with that. Any lingering racism we had after coming to Mars was swept away once we, as a people, became victims of prejudice from Earth." On this point Ken found himself being very cynical. It was accepted wisdom back in his day that racism was unconquerable. The best that could be hoped for was legislation of some sort that mandated everything be done fairly for all concerned. He mentioned this to Karen, expressing disbelief that everyone here had learned, in the immortal words of Rodney King, to just get along. The look she gave him was a little pitying, very similar to the one she'd offered during their discussion about the Ebola epidemic. "Ken," she said gently, "has it ever occurred to you that the racism you witnessed and possibly even partook in during your lifetime was deliberate?" "Deliberate?" "Deliberate," she repeated. "It served the interests of those in charge for there to be racism in the lower and middle classes. You see, it is the lower and middle classes of citizenry that are the most numerous. They outnumber the ruling classes usually by more than ten thousand to one and it is they from which uprisings and revolutions spring. Having these people fight among themselves for whatever reason, keeps them from concentrating upon and uniting against the real enemy. Both racism and class disputes are easily exploited human nature triggers that the ruling classes can set into motion. It's worked throughout human history." "Now wait a minute," Ken said, unable to accept what she was saying. "While I'll be the first to admit that there was a fair amount of racism in existence in my age, the government and society was trying to fight it. We had affirmative action to give jobs to minorities and insure that they got into college. We had groups like the NAACP. Sometimes they were fighting so hard for minority rights that we who were not minorities suffered from it." "Don't you see Ken, that was how they were perpetuating it? Whenever one side is given an advantage over another side there is going to be resentment. It doesn't matter if its whites over blacks, blacks over whites, Mexicans over blacks, or everybody non-white over whites. Calling attention to the differences between people perpetuates the racism. Take a look at black and white relations in your country for instance. Take a look at the history of them up to your point." "What do you mean?" "Well, back when America was founded, blacks were brought there from their homeland in chains, as slaves. Now obviously, that was institutional racism on a significant scale, correct?" "Correct," he agreed. "The institution of slavery was kept in place for several hundred years and it was mostly economic in nature. Slaves were, after all, free labor. The slave owners did not see this as a crime against humanity because they did not see the African descendents as people. They saw them as animals and they interpreted the scriptures upon which they based their society to justify this. However, eventually, human beings in America evolved the morality to recognize that enslaving people was wrong. A bitter war was eventually fought over the matter - a war that was admittedly mostly economic in nature as well, at least from the point of view of the ruling classes - and slavery was outlawed. It is at this point in American history that the first use of deliberate racism was employed by the ruling class." "Come again?" Ken asked, having lost her there. "Had things been left alone at that point," Karen told him, "blacks and whites would have been living fairly harmoniously with each other within a few generations. It would have started at the lowest level of society; with the poor. Poor blacks and poor whites would have been living in the same neighborhoods, sharing the same misery, enduring the same hardships. They would have eventually felt a kinship that would have allowed them to cast aside their preconceived notions about each other. They would have realized that they were all just people. Prejudice is spawned when someone points out the differences between people - such as skin color - and uses them to mask the similarities. Poor whites and poor blacks were just that: poor. They both needed jobs. They both wanted to feed their families. The rich exploited them both in many different ways. If left alone they undoubtedly would have developed this kinship with each other and by the 1900s they would have been interbreeding with each other without any more of a thought than blondes and brunettes interbreed with each other." "You think that Southern blacks and whites would have bred together?" he asked incredulously. "That's the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard in my life. You don't really believe that, do you?" "I know it, Ken," she replied firmly. "Try to remember that I am speaking to you from a completely different perspective than you are used to. Try also to remember that what I'm telling you has actually occurred here on Mars because it was allowed to. The southern blacks and the poor southern whites had no reason to hate each other until the rich whites that were in power gave them a reason. To keep them from uniting against the ruling class they began to tell the whites that the blacks were going to take their jobs, that they were going to rape their women, that they were going to vote blacks into high office and eventually take over the country. They told the poor whites that the blacks were inferior to them. Who, when down on the bottom of the food chain, does not like to be told that there are people even lower? Once the poor whites accepted the idea that they were better than the blacks - and it didn't really take much to convince them of this - the thought that these blacks were trying to be better than them, were trying to take their jobs and their women became intolerable. Naturally violence and repression resulted. Laws were passed forcing the two races to segregate and of course the blacks ended up with the short end of the stick. This became the status quo in your country for the next hundred Earth years." "What you're saying is true," Ken agreed, "but you've twisted the facts a little. I think you're crediting a lot more intelligence behind the decision to segregate than was really there. It was just the way people thought at that time." Karen shook her head. "People are people, Ken," she told him. "Human nature does not change and the way people react to certain situations does not change. The poor back then were just the same as they were in your day and were just the same as they are in our day. They react based on the information that they are given from their leaders and they get away with whatever they are allowed to get away with. Your post-Civil War poor whites and middle class whites were told authoritatively that blacks were the enemy and that they were inferior. They were allowed to treat this enemy as inferior and they did. Don't fool yourself into thinking that this was not a conscious decision on the part of your ruling class. Don't think that for a moment." The platform began to rumble as he pondered these words and the number 4 train slid neatly into the station, the doors hissing open. Wordlessly, Ken followed Karen on board and they found a seat near the front of the car just as the train took off again. Ken's brain continued to get used to the sensation - or lack thereof - that was produced by the train. He looked out the window more and more as they stopped and started their way towards the center of the city. Finally, at a station called Capital Park South, Karen touched him on the shoulder. "Let's get out here and walk the rest of the way," she said. "It's only a half of a kilometer to the building and Capital Park is something you should really see." "Okay," he said, getting to his feet. They exited the train and went down another set of stairs, emerging out onto a street that was a little narrower than the one they had been on earlier. Across the street was a wide expanse of grass that made up the park. Trees were speckled across the surface, some oaks, a few pines, even a redwood. Ken saw that the glass ceiling was particularly high here, nearly 1000 feet up. People were picnicking in several places under the trees, some of them families with small children, some of them couples. There were small animals that Ken assumed to be dogs with a few of the people. Karen led him across the street and onto a cement path that led through the heart of the park. The path meandered back and forth, seeming to have no particular destination in mind. They passed several of the picnic people and Ken was surprised, and a little embarrassed, when he noticed that one couple was actually having sex on their blanket. The woman was dark haired and light skinned, a little on the chubby side but, like all Martians that he'd seen so far, nothing that could be called fat. The man was similarly chubby, his hair cut into a strange reverse Mohawk pattern and colored bright orange. They had both removed their shorts and the man was lying between the woman's legs, his butt moving slowly up and down as their hands stroked each other's flesh and their lips were locked in a passionate kiss. "Karen," he whispered, unable to take his eyes off of the scene. To his horror he felt himself becoming erect beneath his skimpy shorts. "Those people over there are... you know?" She took a glance over at them and then smiled. "Fucking?" she asked. "Uh yes," he said, blushing. "Does that sort of thing go on in public here?" "In the parks, yes," she said. "Sometimes you'll see people doing it on the trams too. The serenity level at lunchtime is a fairly common place as well." "And it's legal to do that?" he asked incredulously. She shrugged. "Why wouldn't it be?" "Well," he nearly sputtered, "what if kids saw it?" "Oh I'm sure some kids are probably watching them. When I was a girl we used to always stare at people fucking in the park. It's one of the ways you learn about it." "My god," Ken said, appalled, although strangely aroused at the same time. Karen gave a knowing smile. "I think we've touched on this discussion before, back at the hospital. Views on human sexuality have changed quite a bit since your time, especially here on Mars where we worship common sense. To us, your sexual morals are as antiquated and repressive as your people thought the sexual morals of the 16th century pilgrims to be." "Yes, I can see a certain amount of change over time, but to allow people to have sex in the park? To let children watch them do it? I would've hauled those people to jail for doing that back in my day." "You keep coming back to the children watching it," she said. "Tell me, what harm comes from children observing sexual activity between adults?" "Well... because it's just obscene," he said. "Obscene? You think the sex act is obscene?" "No, not the act," he said, feeling like he was backing himself into a corner. "It's just that doing it where other people can see it, especially kids, is obscene. It should be a private thing, and allowing children to see it, that encourages them to do it themselves." "And so what if the children are encouraged to play sex games with each other?" she asked. "What harm does that do?" "What harm does it do?" he hissed. "They'll end up having sex before they're ready for it. You'll have girls pregnant at 13 and 14!" "Didn't you have those problems in your society anyway?" she asked. "In a society where the sex act was thought obscene and kept hidden, where nudity was discouraged? Didn't you still have girls 13 and 14 years old ending up pregnant?" "Yes we did," he said. "But if you encourage them it will just make it worse." "What would you say if I told you that teenage pregnancy is virtually unheard of here?" she asked. "I'd say you were full of it," he responded. "I'm not exactly sure what that expression means, but I kind of get the feel of it. Anyway, that's the truth. Nobody gets pregnant on Mars or even on Earth unless they want to. We manipulate the genes of both males and females at puberty. The girls' eggs will not drop out of the ovaries and the boys cannot produce sperm that are capable of penetrating an egg even if there was one there. When a couple decides that they wish to reproduce, they simply have this function reversed. Within one month the female will begin dropping healthy eggs. Within fifteen ejaculations the males will produce healthy sperm." "So you're saying you have perfect birth control?" "Yes," she said. "We have perfect birth control and we have eliminated all sexually transmitted diseases. There is no longer a reason to discourage sexuality in people, to classify it as obscene as your society enjoyed doing. We no longer discourage children from satisfying their natural curiosity about sexuality with each other. This is not to say that we encourage it exactly, but as far as consenting adults and consenting children go, we just let people do what they will. Sexuality is one of humankind's greatest gifts, wouldn't you say? It feels good, its free, anyone can do it, and it is not harmful. Why should we try to regulate it or control it?" He continued to look at the couple in action. The man was now speeding up his thrusts, obviously working towards an orgasm. The woman had pulled her legs way back and was squeezing his ass cheeks rhythmically. Her mouth was attached to his neck, biting at him and licking his flesh. He forced his eyes from the sight, trying not to spring a full-fledged erection, which would undoubtedly tent out quite noticeably in his shorts. "What about rape?" he asked Karen. "What about child molestation? Do you encourage those acts as well? Do you just let people do that if they want to?" "No," she said firmly. "We most certainly do not. With those particular acts you have taken the factor of consent out of the equation. Rape and child rape are among our most grave criminal offenses. Rapists who attack adults are usually given five to ten years of hard labor in prison. That is ten to twenty of your years. Those adults who take advantage of a child for sexual gratification, whether they rape the child or somehow take advantage of the child's curiosity for such things, they are given life at hard labor. And in our society, life means life. They will go into our prison and never come back out again." "Really?" he said. That at least sounded like a good idea, like something that... well, that made sense. "So you have an age of consent on this planet then?" "We have an age that is something of a guideline for consent," she said. "A guideline?" "Well, when dealing with whether or not something is a sex crime, each case should be examined on an individual basis, wouldn't you say? We've found that looking at all criminal offenses that way seems to help." Again, Ken had to admit that this did make a certain sort of sense. "So what is that age then?" "Nine years old," she said. "Once a person had passed their ninth birthday they are considered fully capable of deciding whether or not they wish to engage in sexual activity with anyone." "Nine," he said, once again struggling with the concept of the Martian calendar. "So that would be... eighteen or so of my years?" "Roughly seventeen I believe," she said. "But again, this is just the top end. There are circumstances where someone can have sex before they're nine and the law is down with it. As I said, every case is considered individually." "What circumstances would those be?" he asked. "Well, for instance, suppose an eight year old boy and an eight year old girl decided to have sex together. Obviously that would not be a crime." "It wouldn't? How come?" "Well, because they're basically the same age. They're adolescents experimenting with sexuality, as adolescents have always done and always will do. As long as both parties consent to the act and there is no force or coercion, there is no problem, right?" "No problem? Of course there's a problem. By making it effectively legal you're encouraging underage kids to have sex." "So what?" Karen asked. "What's wrong with them having sex with each other? Remember, there are no sexually transmitted diseases anymore and our birth control is perfect. Why shouldn't these two young people be allowed to express their affection for each other sexually if that is what they both want?" "Well... because it's just wrong to encourage kids to do that," he said, although he was really unable to think of a concrete reason just why it was wrong. "I ask you again, what harm does it do?" "I don't know," he admitted. "Maybe it doesn't do any harm for a couple of sixteen year olds to have sex. But where do you draw the line? Will you let twelve year olds have sex with each other?" "That would be around five years old on our calendar," she answered, "and the answer is yes, we will allow two five year olds to have sex with each other as long as they were both consenting parties to the act and as long as they were not encouraged or coerced to do so by adults for the purposes of their own gratification. Again, you must remember that this is all stuff that went on in your time, even though it was forbidden." "So you just gave up?" Ken asked. "You decided that since kids are going to do this anyway that there's no point in trying to discourage them?" "No," she said, shaking her head. "That's not what we've done at all. I keep trying to explain to you, Ken, we do not look at sex the same way your people did. We perform the same acts with each other and we share the same fascination with the act and all of its attributes, but we are not as... well... hypocritical about it as people used to be. We've accepted the fact that from puberty on we are sexual creatures and we have embraced that gift instead of trying unsuccessfully to repress it and cast shame upon it." Ken took one more glance over at the couple on the grass. They had now finished up their copulation and were lying together on their backs, their arms intertwined, the woman's head resting on the man's shoulder. Their genitals were plainly visible to anyone walking by. The man's now deflated penis, obviously wet, was hanging to one side. The woman's vagina, the lips still swollen and glistening, were open and dripping the juices of their union onto the grass. Nobody seemed to be paying much attention to them. "Unbelievable," Ken said softly, dragging his eyes away. "You take a little nap for 188 years and you wake up and everybody is screwing in the park." Karen took his hand and began leading him down the path again, away from the lovers and towards the far end. "I guess I should've talked to you a little more about the changes in how we do things before I took you outside," she said. "You're the first of our cryogenic people who was able to leave the hospital so quickly. The others were all given somewhat of an indoctrination to our culture by watching our media files on the computer before they were actually exposed to our lifestyles. This must bring a whole new meaning to the expression "generation gap", doesn't it?" "It will take a bit of getting used to," he said. "Zeal told me about your reaction to your massage last night," she said. "I guess I should've warned you about that." "My massage?" he asked, looking at her sharply. "She told you about... about my massage?" "Well, of course," Karen said. "It was a medical order on your chart that she perform one for you. She had to document the response to it of course." "Document it?" he asked, horrified at the thought of the sexual act that he had participated in being written down in his chart. "Did she document... well... everything that happened?" "She put down that she gave you a standard therapeutic relaxation massage with minor titillatory enticements." "Titillatory enticements?" "Usually that means she allowed you to feel her up a bit. She did do that, didn't she?" He looked at Karen to see if she were joking or not, or to see if this was some kind of offhanded interrogation designed to elicit a confession from him. It seemed to be neither. She seemed perfectly serious about what she was asking. "Are you saying," he asked, "that her letting me... touch her... is a standard part of a massage?" "It depends on the nurse," Karen said, "but basically, yes. It helps the patient to jizz a lot of the time. Some people can't get off with simple manual stimulation alone. A good nurse, and Zeal is a very good one, will do whatever it takes to achieve the end result of the massage." "And the end result would be?" "Well, orgasm of course. That's the relaxing part of the massage. If she just rubbed you down and left without giving you an orgasm you would've been all tensed up from sexual frustration, which would be the exact opposite of what the massage is intended for." "So you're telling me that her... making me... uh, orgasm, was what she was supposed to be doing? She wasn't just molesting me for her own pleasure?" Karen laughed, making him blush. "I'm sorry," she said. "This all comes back to me and my team not briefing you in on what life is like these days as opposed to in your time. But no, she wasn't molesting you. Though I'm certain that she achieved a great deal of pleasure out of giving you the massage, she was just doing what she had been ordered to do, something that all nurses often do." "So all of those patients in your hospital get jacked off by their nurses?" "Well, not all of them, but a great many of them do. Those that are capable of it anyway. It is simply a nurse's duty these days." He shook his head a little in numb disbelief, envisioning a thousand night nurses giving handjobs to their patients each night. It was a wonder the whole population wasn't constantly trying to get into the hospital just for that. He was however, strangely comforted by the revelation that Zeal had not been molesting him. Instead of feeling as if he'd been used for someone else's gratification he could tell himself he was simply a man caught in the strangeness of another culture. He debated for a moment asking Karen - since they were on the subject of Martian sexuality - of what a "mono" was. In the end he decided to let that mystery linger a little longer. His head was already quite full of shocking information about these people and their sex lives. He wasn't sure if he was quite ready for another dose just yet. They walked on in silence for a few minutes, the buildings on the far end of the park gradually growing closer. They passed another large duck pond, a huge rose garden in which the multicolored flowers were all in bloom, and a grove of huge oak trees that sprawled up towards the glass roof far above. The path they were on joined another, larger path that led directly through the center of the park. Soon they were standing beside what appeared to be a monument. It was a large polished granite wall into which the figures of soldiers of some sort had been carved. The soldiers were all wearing what appeared to be space suits and had compact looking rifles in their hands. Below the carvings were rows of names, most of them prefaced by some sort of military rank. Stretching across the top of the monument, in large calligraphy script, were the words: DEDICATED TO THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES THAT WE MIGHT BE FREE. MAY THEIR ULTIMATE SACRIFICE NEVER BE FORGOTTEN AND MAY THERE NEVER BE A NEED TO REPEAT IT. "Our revolutionary war memorial," Karen said as she saw him looking at it. "We lost almost 11,000 men and women fighting the Earthlings for this planet. All of their names are carved there. A cold comfort to their families of course, but we felt the need to do something to remember them." Ken saw that, like at the Vietnam memorial in his time, flowers and cards had been left at the base. "11,000 men and women," he said. "How many Earthlings did you kill in exchange for that?" She gave him a strange smile, one that was part sad, part predatory. "The exact numbers were never known," she said. "But our best estimations put it in the neighborhood of half a million." "Half a million," he said, whistling in appreciation. "It sounds like you put a serious hurt on us Earthlings." "It was the only way they would let us be free," she said. "The first shots of the revolution were fired just up ahead, in the capital building lobby. WestHem federal agents attempted to take our governor, Laura Whiting, into custody on trumped up corruption charges. You see, Laura Whiting was the woman who convinced us to rebel, that we didn't have to operate under the WestHem government any more. Naturally the Earthlings were trying to get rid of her. That was January 1st, Year 1. That's the date our calendar dates from and our capital building is somewhat of a Mecca to the Martian people." "So that's when the war started?" "That was the day we seized the planet from WestHem. The Martian Planetary Guard soldiers who were guarding Laura Whiting fired on the feds and captured most of them. From there the rest of the MPG was mobilized. They captured all military and federal installations on the planet within hours. It was rankin easy to do since the WestHem's were too cheap to keep many soldiers here. We also captured all of the naval ships at anchor at Triad Naval Base." "So you captured the planet in one day?" he asked. "One day," she confirmed. "That was the easy part. The hard part was holding it when the WestHem's came to take it back. They sent half a million troops for the first assault. It took them twelve weeks to organize and make the trip across space and they landed outside four of our cities, including New Pittsburgh." "They landed outside the city? You mean out in the atmosphere?" "Three hundred kilometers away," she said. "That was and is standard doctrine for the invasion of an extraterrestrial body. The beachhead is to be established 300 to 400 kilometers from the nearest defensive emplacement. That keeps the invasion force safe from anti-air and artillery attack while they are coming down and assembling. That was what allowed us to defeat them. They had to march 300 kilometers through the wastelands just to get to our defenses. We sent out special forces teams that picked at them from the moment they touched down. We sent our Mosquitoes out to blast their armor. When they finally reached our main defenses their numbers were down to less than a three to one advantage over us." "And the advantage goes to the defender," Ken said, citing a standard rule of thumb for military engagements, a rule that went all the way back to Alexander the Great and that presumably went all the way forward to the Martian Revolutionary War as well. "Exactly," she said. "Our forces were well dug-in and highly motivated for their task. In addition, by the time they reached our main line, the WestHem marines were quite demoralized by the guerrilla warfare we'd been hitting them with. The battle raged for two days on all of the fronts and in each case we beat the shit out of them. None of our cities fell. The WestHems were forced to pull back to their landing sites and then back to orbit to regroup. They attempted two more landings outside Eden and New Pittsburgh and again we beat them back into orbit. This time they were forced to return to Earth. They crawled back with their tails between their legs." "But they tried again?" he asked. "They tried two more times, each with more troops than the last," she said. "But their only real chance of taking the planet back from us had already passed them by. During the first assault it was only a few months after our revolt. Our workers and our economy were still in turmoil. We were without a firm constitution and there was still a small but vocal minority of our people who didn't think that it was possible to beat them. If they had not underestimated us so badly, they might very well have won there. Once we threw them back into space however, it was no longer really possible for them to defeat us. Our people were confidant and unified, our factories wer e churning out tanks and aircraft in huge numbers, and the MPG was getting bigger and better trained by the week. WestHem's second and third attempts were nothing but useless slaughter. To this day the wastelands outside of Eden and New Pittsburgh are littered with burned out WestHem tanks and APCs." "So they finally gave up huh?" "Well, in a manner of speaking," she said. "They haven't sent any more troops here, so I suppose that is the important part. There has never been a formal armistice however and they have never publicly admitted that we are an autonomous planet. They tell their citizens that communist terrorists are in control of Mars and are holding all of the citizens hostage. They promise that we will be liberated someday soon and returned to the rule of law under their system." "But you trade with them?" he asked. "How is that possible if they haven't recognized your independence?" "Because they would starve if they didn't trade with us," she explained. "It is no longer possible for either EastHem or WestHem to feed themselves without our agricultural shipments. After their third attempt to retake Mars failed, WestHem was forced to enter into an unofficial trade agreement with us or their economy would have collapsed and famine would have killed millions. Thus, we grow food here and we give it to them. They, in turn, give us a few token goods and don't try to attack us any more." Ken's military mind was a bit confounded by what she was telling him. "So you're saying that you could cut off their food supply and starve them into submission, yet you don't do it?" "Why would we wish to do that?" she asked. "All that would accomplish is to cause a famine among the common people and the poor. Those in charge would still have enough to eat and drink. They always do. No, our sacred decree on this planet is to better humankind, not to cause the deaths of millions through starvation. It is our purpose on this planet to feed everyone, be they friend or foe, and that is what we do and what we will always do. Some day the people of EastHem and WestHem will rise up and overthrow the corrupt governments they live under and join us in our form of government or something like it. Until that day however, we have no means to facilitate that process and no wish to attempt to blackmail Earth into our way of thinking. If common sense government is to work it must be voluntarily adopted." "Interesting," Ken said, looking at the monument before him, at the names carved in granite. If what Karen was telling him was the truth - and he no reason to think it wasn't - those people had actually died for something. They had not gone to their deaths in some muggy Southeast Asian jungle for American business interests, or some godforsaken Middle-East desert in order to keep oil prices down, they had truly died for freedom and a better way of life, something that his society had always given lip service to when people or soldiers were killed but which was rarely, if ever, actually the case. +++++ The Martian capital building stood at the east end of the park. Though it was an impressive building by Ken's standards of architecture, rising 120 stories into the pink sky, it was by no means a majestic one or even very different from the other skyscrapers that surrounded it. There were no marble steps leading up to the entrance. In fact, there were no steps at all, just a bank of sliding glass doors at street level. There was an abundance of people crowded around these doors, some entering or leaving the building, some just milling about. All were dressed in the standard Martian garb of shorts and skimpy shirts of varying color. There were no suits or ties to be seen. There were no guards or security of any kind on the doors. Ken and Karen walked straight through into a spacious lobby with high ceilings. Handsome, Martian red tile lined the floors. People walked to and fro across it, most seemingly heading deeper into the building. In the center of the lobby was a marble fountain, its jets spraying water nearly to the ceiling before allowing it to cascade back down. All along the walls were paintings, some of them strangely beautiful Martian landscapes, some of them cityscapes, some portraits of people. Just beyond the fountain was a tall statue of a handsome woman who appeared to be about thirty. Her face was pensive, staring off into space. An inscription on the pedestal identified the figure as Laura Whiting herself. Near the far end of the lobby, near a sign for the elevators, two guards were stationed in a small booth, both of them dressed in red T-shirts, both with what appeared to be sidearms strapped to their waists, although the guns themselves were very small as compared to Ken's 9mm pistol he had carried for the police department. Karen allowed him to look about the lobby for a few moments and then she led him over to the guard booth. The guards, a male and a female, both very youthful in appearance like most Martians, smiled politely at their approach but Ken saw them looking him up and down watchfully. "What the fuck you want?" the male of the pair asked in a polite, businesslike manner. "Fuck your momma, ass-licker," Karen replied, just as politely. "My Dawg here be needin' the citizenship process. You down with it?" "Rankin," the guard replied. "That'll be the sixty-eight floor. Turn right out of the elevator and follow the signs to the immigration department." "Fuckin aye thanks," Karen told him, and then led Ken down a hallway to a bank of elevators. Ken experienced another of those motionless rides up into a skyscraper, the car stopping several times along the way to let people out or in. When they reached the sixty-eighth floor they followed the directional signs through a series of hallways until they came to a sliding door labeled: IMMIGRATION DEPARTMENT. Ken was expecting a huge room, somewhat like a DMV office, with hundreds of people standing in line and sitting in uncomfortable plastic chairs awaiting their turn to talk to whatever bureaucrats were in charge of getting the citizenship ball rolling. Instead he found a very small, though plush office with a single man sitting behind a desk. A computer terminal stood before him and soft, strange music played from unseen speakers. The man's features were strongly Oriental, though with a hint of African-American. He looked up as they entered. "What the fuck's the haps?" he enquired. "My friend here would like Martian citizenship," Karen told him. "Well fuckin aye," the man said. "You've come to the right place. Go ahead and chill your shit out." "Chill our shit out?" Ken whispered to Karen. "It means sit down," she told him. "Oh." They sat in plastic chairs before the desk. "My name is Taft," the man told them, turning his computer screen towards him. "Ken Frazier," Ken said. "That's the shit," Taft responded. "Go ahead and lay some derm for me, Ken and we'll get this thing choked out." "Uh... lay some derm?" Ken said. "It means you should put your right index finger on that pad there," Karen explained, pointing to a small computer screen set into the desk. "That's how we identify ourselves to computer systems. Your fingerprint is stored in the Internet database and links to everything the computer knows about you. It's also the way you sign your name to documents and gain access through the door locks you're authorized to use." "I see," Ken said, experiencing another moment of fascination. "Well it won't have my fingerprint on file, that's for sure." "Of course it will," Taft said. "Everybody is on file." With a shrug Ken put his finger on the pad. There was a small beep from Taft's screen and he began to stare at it. "Kenneth Frazier," he read. "A WestHem native I see. Well welcome to Mars." "You mean I'm in that computer?" he asked, surprised. "You were fingerprinted in your... uh... previous life, weren't you?" Karen asked. "Well... yes... but..." "We have access to everything that's ever been put on the Internet about you then," Karen said. "The old records are never purged." "Wait a minute," Taft said as he read through what he was seeing. "What the fuck is this? Born in 1969? Last employment in 2003?" "You're down with it," Karen assured him. "Mr. Frazier has just been awakened from cryogenic sleep." "No shit?" the male said. "No shit," Karen confirmed. "Karen," Ken hissed. He didn't want anyone to know about his origins. "He has to know that, Ken," she said. "He's an official with the government. Don't worry though. He won't discuss your personal information with anyone. It's a confidentiality thing, right?" "Oh, fuckin aye," Taft said, his eyes looking Ken over with new interest. "We're not allowed to discuss anything we encounter in the course of our duties with other people. But fuck my ass. I've heard there were some people Whiting University was reviving but I've never met one before. It must be pretty rankin, huh Frazier?" "Uh... yeah," Ken said. "It's very uh... rankin." "Well let's see what we got here," Taft said. "No criminal convictions, no petty offenses, not even any political trouble. I do have a certificate of death for you on file though. That's a bit of a problem, ain't it?" "Fuckin aye," Karen said. "Computer," Taft said. "Add an addendum to Frazier's death certificate that it was issued in error." "Fuckin aye," the computer responded. "There we go," Taft said with a smile. "Computer, are there any exclusions to Frazier's application for Martian citizenship." "Nope." "All right then," Taft said. "Computer, process Frazier." "Processing," the computer said and then, a second later, "done." "Good deal," Taft said. "Mr. Frazier, you're now a citizen of Mars with all of the rights and privileges." "You mean we're done?" Ken asked. "Fuckin aye," Taft told him. "You can pick up a PC at any communications store. You have a credit account set up for when you secure a means of income. Your clothing and food access notations are full. Your clothing allowance will renew every month. Your food allowance will renew every week. If you wish to live in public housing I'll get you an apartment assigned." "He'll be living with me for the time being," Karen said. "I'm down with that," Taft said. "If you decide to move into public housing at some point, just access the housing department site on your PC." "Uh... sure," Ken stammered, his mind on overload. "Have a kick-ass day," Taft said, turning his attention back to his computer screen. Karen stood up. Ken looked at her in confusion. "Wait a minute," he said slowly. "Are you telling me that we're actually done? The entire citizenship application process has been initiated and approved?" "Fuckin aye," Karen said. "What else would there be to do?" "I don't know," he said. "It's just a little strange to me to walk into a government building for something, spend two minutes in there, and I'm done. I mean, you couldn't even buy stamps that easily in my time." "What the fuck are stamps?" asked Taft, who was following the conversation. "Things move a bit more efficiently these days," Karen said, ignoring him. "The computer searched through its database about you and found nothing that precluded you from Martian citizenship except for your death certificate, which was fixed. That's all there is to it." "Wow," Ken said, standing up. "Who would've thought a government agency could work like that?" "It only makes sense, Mr. Frazier," Taft said with a smile.