Now and then, the gardener and his son distributed their business cards in the neighborhood. Today, they decided to put one in her mail box although she was already a customer. The printed side of the card had Tom, Dick and Harry, Really! as the name of their family owned business. Services provided were listed below their names in customary manner of gardeners who trimmed trees, chopped stumps and mowed lawns. On the reverse side of the card placed her mail box, Dick wrote, If you have need for any other service, please let us know? His son Tom kidded him about that note, do you really think anything will come of that? Dick who had told his father Harry what he was going to do remembered Harry's words, nothing ventured, nothing gained, replied, what the hell, it is worth a try! Tom said, Dad, think about it..she is gorgeous, those legs..she could have anyone, why would she want a couple of gardeners? Dick replied, you never know, son. Women are funny sometimes. I know it seems impossible but we have alot to offer and you just never know..what have we got to lose? Dick went back to his truck and took out the mowers and edgers. He called out to his father napping in the front seat. Hey Harry, wake up, it is time to watch her play! Harry roused easily as he napped often. He got out of the truck and smiled at his grandson Tom. Hey, boy, are your tools ready? Tom rubbed his pants and yelled back, yeah, Pops, my tool is ready, how about yours? Harry said, let me check and made as if to unzip his pants until Dick shouted, cut that out you guys! What if someone sees you or hears that stuff? Tom and Harry laughed and joined Dick as he unlocked her gate with his key and went through to the other side. This time he locked the gate behind him so no one would catch them in the back yard. As they moved by her windows, they looked in from time to time and did not see her. They hoped she was in the shower with that panel opened wide. As they rounded the corner, they saw her in a white terry cloth robe with her back to them. They stopped so fast they nearly fell over each other. She was facing the sun and had that robe open to the sun with her hands holding the edges well away from her body. They froze in their tracks. What if she turned around and saw them? As if of one mind they backed up around the corner of the house and stood quietly until they heard her sliding glass door to her bedroom slam shut, then they moved slowly around that corner across her yard and around the next corner to the wall where the bathroom window stood ajar. All three of them had erections before they reached the window. They poked at each other and giggled like school boys. Only Dick seemed at all serious at one point when he shshsh'd them to be quiet. He looked in first and saw her back to him while she bent over to adjust the water temperature, then flipped the handle that made the water come through the shower handle. He turned and flattened against the wall and told Tom and Harry, she has not started yet. He held Tom back and pushed him behind Harry. Harry yelped, watch it, kid, that is my ass you are poking with that stick! Tom said, sorry, Pops, you just can't keep a good man down and you do have a nice ass! Harry swatted at him and they both laughed. Dick was starting to sweat. What if she heard them outside? They could all miss out on the show if they scared her off, he worried aloud. Tom and Harry took turns reassuring him, the water is running, she can't hear us, don't worry about it. Dick eased his way up to the edge of the window and peeked in. For some reason she was still bent over the faucets, that made him curious and he got closer to the window, then he saw her with a tube of K-Y jelly hanging out down from her buttocks! He watched fascinated as she withdrew the tube of lubricant and replaced it with a candle. He was amazed! Why would she do that? He was here for the shower, not to see her pushing things up her ass. He watched her hand reached under and push it back when it slid out, then she gave it a hard shove and it seemed to stick there. It still showed a little and made her ass look kind of cute, all pink with that white tip hanging out, reminded him of when he saw his wife's tampon string dangling and asked to play with it for awhile. Now that was fun and his wife's pussy hung on tight while he jerked it a little to her discomfort until she began to enjoy what he was doing. After that, he got to be the inserter and the remover of these tampons which excited him for some reason he could never explain if someone asked. Maybe it was the smell that made him want to take it out and get himself inside moving around like he made tampon move. She really enjoyed that. They had left a few parties over the years when she signalled it was time for his work as inserter, remover and replacer. They both noticed she seemed to stop flowing while he was inside, but as he finished, the gush would cover his testicles with blood he liked looking at it..sometimes he let it dry then went at it with a warm wet facecloth. Just to see the red on the white cloth made him ready again and he would go looking for his wife to do some removing and replacing even if she was in the middle of the laundry. He just could not help himself, he just loved the whole process; all that blood on his balls made him crazy for more. To kid her, he would sniff around her ear in front of his family then whisper, isn't time for a change, baby? I am so ready..let's go! Such thoughts made him ready now, he thought and looked again at the wick from that candle tucked in between those cheeks and wondered if maybe he could get his wife to do that because it sure looked good from his vantage point. As she reached for the shower spray handle, he ducked back from the window. Harry said, so, is it a go? Tom said, it better be soon, Pop's ass is getting tempting! They swatted at each other as Dick put his finger to his lips to quiet them. He moved back to the window to find her in their favorite postion, up against the tile wall to the left of the shower handles with the spray in her right hand and her left hand holding open those pussy lips. Her eyes were closed as she rubbed against that wall. This action made more sense now that he knew her ass was full of candle. He pictured that wick moving and for a moment wished he were that wick. He beckoned to Harry who joined him at the window opening with Tom in tow still pressing up against Harry's behind, but Harry did not seem to be complaining any more. Tom looked over Harry's head and began to move against him. Harry unzipped his pants and began slapping his penis on the stucco wall. Dick wondered why he did that and whether it hurt. Dick knew he would not do that on the rough stucco, his head was too sensitive, but then again the old guy was not circumcized...maybe his was tougher on the outside. Dick was hesitant about taking his out, but decided to try it for a change. It leaped out into the air when he got his pants unzipped and wiggled it through the opening in his briefs. It looked good to Dick. He liked watching it move by itself then he grabbed it around the shaft at the base of it pulling his skin down until his pee hole opened because that was his favorite view; it made it look larger and slowed the circulation in a way he enjoyed. For a moment he wished he had pulled his briefs down so his testicles were handy, but it was too late for that as all eyes moved to the woman in the shower.