Archive-name: Humour/sexgame.txt Archive-author: Archive-title: Sex Games I am sending you a play I have recently gotten from a dear friend. We plan to play it soon together with some good friends... It looks like translated into English from another language. Please, tell me, how you like it, and also, how you would want to change (correct, improve) it. A Party Game ============ This Game has beed designed for a party of two or more couples, but it can also be played by a single couple of lovers, or by any number of persons. The players may expect to lose some or all of their clothes, and to win a lot of kisses and erotic excitement, fun and joy. What you need to play The Game: ------------------------------- A table, comfortable seats with cushions or pillows, an empty space for dancing and for performing erotic plays, a large bed (in the same or another room), plenty of drinks (but not too much alcohol) and some sweet dessert, your favorite romantic music (for listening and dancing), a pleasant and comfortable temperature and atmosphere, enough time to relax and enjoy (perhaps 2 hours), and the game materials themselves: the game board (as sketched below) with the list of rules, a dice (or a computer programm that generates random numbers between 1 and 6), and one marker for each player to be used on the game board (a coin, a button, a chess figure, or the like). The General Rules: ------------------ At the start of The Game, every player should wear at least 4 and at most 6 pieces of clothing. Pairs of things like stockings or shoes count as one. Accessories like belts, glasses, jewelry... don't count. If you don't like to show your underwear, feel free to replace it with something more sexy like a bikini or G-String (which will still be referred to as pants and bra in the instructions). All players take their seats around the table (preferably with sexes alternating and with love couples sitting next to each other) and put their markers on "The Start". A female player (usually the one with the largest breast size) starts throwing the dice, to be followed by the player next to her, and so on around the table. Each time a player has thrown the dice, he/she advances his/her marker by the appropriate number of fields and immediately obeys the instruction listed for the field he/she has reached. Usually, this involves performing some action, or moving the marker to another field and then performing the action listed there. If not stated otherwise, each action should be completed within at most 30 seconds. The Game ends whenever the majority of the players wants to do so, usually after someone has reached "The Bed". Each player may choose freely, with whom and how he/she wants to perform the actions suggested by the instructions of The Game. However, no player may be forced to anything he/she does not like. All players must keep The Game pleasant, and avoid any danger of harrassment, frustration, injury, disease, or pregnancy. The following rules apply to the two most frequent actions: kissing, and removing an article of clothing. All other rules are given in the list of instructions for each field. Kissing: -------- Whenever you are told to kiss someone, you may kiss and carress the other player in any way you like, as long as it is pleasant for both of you. However, you should not go too far too soon, and you should respect the time limit (30 seconds, unless stated otherwise). Whenever you are being kissed, you are expected to actively respond with kisses and carresses of your own. Removing Clothing: ------------------ If not stated otherwise, you are free to choose which article of clothing you want to remove. Of course, you canot remove stockings before shoes or pants before trousers. Remember that pairs of stockings or shoes count as one. If you are instructed to perform some action naked, take off your clothes before starting the action, and do not put them on again after the action. Unnecessary requests like to remove clothes from a naked person are just to be ignored. The Game Board: --------------- /---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 32 |< 31 |< 30 |< 29 |< 28 |< 27 | | | | | | | | | v | | | | | | +---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+ | | | ^ | | | | | | 33 | | 26 | | | | | | v | | | +---------+ /---------+---------+---------/---------+ | | | ^ | | | | | | | 34 | | 69 (The Bed) >| 25 | | | | | | v | | | | +---------+ \---------+---------+---------/---------+ | | | ^ | | | | | | 35 | ^ | 24 | | | ^ | | | v | | | +---------+---------+---------+---------+---------/---------+ | | | | | | ^ | | | | | | | | | 36 >| 37 >| 38 >| 39 >| 40 >| 23 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \---------+---------+---------+---------+---------/---------+ | ^ | | | | 22 | | | | | /---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+ | | | | | | | ^ | | | | | | | | | | 15 >| 16 >| 17 >| 18 >| 19 >| 20 >| 21 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------/ | ^ | | | | 14 | | | | | +---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------\ | ^ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 13 |< 12 |< 11 |< 10 |< 9 |< 8 |< 7 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+ | ^ | v v | | v v | 6 | | | | | /---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+ | | | | | | ^ | | | | | | | | | 0 (The Start) >| 1 >| 2 >| 3 >| 4 >| 5 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------/ The Instructions for Each Field: -------------------------------- 0 The Start. ---------- 1 The Bar: -------- All players have a drink. 2 Kiss a player of your choice. 3 Remove 1 article of your clothing (but not pants nor bra). 4 Kiss as many players as you like (15 seconds each). 5 Remove 1 article of clothing (except pants or bra) from a player of your choice. 6 Touch or carress a player of your choice anywhere between neck and knees. 7 Remove 1 article of your clothing (except pants). 8 Kiss a player of your choice. 9 If you are wearing more than 3 articles of clothing, then go to 3, else remove 1 article of clothing (except pants) from a player of your choice. 10 If you are wearing more than 3 articles of clothing, then go to 2, else kiss a player of your choice. 11 If you are wearing more than 3 articles of clothing, then go to 7, else share a drink with a player of your choice. 12 You have the choice: Either go to 8 and win a kiss, or go to 22 and lose your clothes. 13 You have the choice: Either go to the beach (go to 14), or go to the bar (go to 1). 14 The St. Tropez Beach: --------------------- Remove all your clothing and put on some sort of "swim wear". (Note that this beach is located in France where bikini tops are allowed but not required.) Lie down on the floor (or on some cushions) for 1 minute and let the sun (or a player of your choice) kiss your skin. 15 The Dance Party: ---------------- For about 3 minutes (or more, if you like), all players are free to do what they like: drinking, dancing, kissing... 16 Kiss as many players as you like (15 seconds each). 17 Remove 1 article of clothing from a player of your choice. 18 Uncover your breasts (i.e., remove all articles of clothing that are covering your breasts). 19 Go to 21. 20 Go to 16. 21 If you are female, then play "Mother and Baby". If you are male, then play "The Swim Champion". Mother and Baby: ---------------- You are the mother, a player of your choice is your baby which is crying for food. You uncover your breasts, and let your baby suck as much of your milk as it likes (1 minute). The Swim Champion: ------------------ You are the champion who is preparing for the big event, a player of your choice is your coach who is helping you. You take off all your clothes, put on your "swim pants", and have your legs massaged by your coach. 22 Remove all your clothing except your pants. 23 Tell a player of your choice two reasons why you like him/her. 24 The Upper Floor: ---------------- Kiss and carress a player of your choice anywhere above his/her navel. 25 If you are completely naked, then kiss as many players as you like (15 seconds each) else remove 1 article of your clothing. 26 The Lower Floor: ---------------- Kiss and carress a player of your choice anywhere below his/her navel. 27 The Heart Beat: --------------- You have the choice: Either you choose one player who kisses both your nipples, or you choose two players who both kiss your nipples simultaneously (one on either side). 28 If all players are completely naked, then go to 34, else remove 1 article of clothing from a player of your choice. 29 You have the choice: Go to any field you like (except 39 and 69). 30 All players enjoy "The Dance Party" (same rules as No.15). --------------- 31 The Finnish Sauna Bar: ---------------------- You and a player of yor choice both take off all your clothes and have a drink. 32 If you are completely naked, then perform "Dirty Dancing", else perform "The Strip Tease Show". Dirty Dancing: -------------- Perform a newly invented, very erotic sort of dance with a player of your choice (1 minute). The Strip Tease Show: --------------------- You put on as many clothes as possible, stand in front of the "audience" (all other players) and perform an excitingly erotic strip tease until you are completely naked. This should take at least 1 minute, at most 3 minutes. At the end, the audience decides what you deserve as reward (applause, kisses, ...). 33 You and a player of your choice, both naked, sensuously kiss and carress each other. 34 Passionately kiss a player of your choice. 35 If you are completely naked, then fondle several of the erogenous zones of a player of your choice, else remove all your clothing. 36 You have the choice: Either play "The Hairdresser" or play "The Massage" The Hairdresser: ---------------- With your fingers, you comb and brush all the hair of your client (a player of your choice). The Massage: ------------ For 2 minutes, you massage the body of your client (a player of your choice), starting with his/her neck and back, and continuing as you like. 37 If you are female, then play "The Sweet Candy". If you are male, then play "The Naughty Little Boy". The Sweet Candy: ---------------- You cover your naked breasts with something sweet (honey, jam, chocolate cream, yoghurt or the like) and have it licked and sucked off by all male players, until your breasts are completely clean; this should not take more than 2 minutes. The Naughty Little Boy: ----------------------- You have been caught and get your naked bottom smacked by your mother (a player of your choice), until you promise to be a good boy and to obey to all her wishes. 38 You have the choice: Either demonstrate one of your favorite "love positions" (with a player of your choice), or tell one of your erotic dreams. 39 If all players are completely naked, then go to 69 ("The Bed"), else go to 33 (naked kisses). 40 Perform "The Body Art" with a player of your choice. The Body Art: ------------- Gently move your hands over every inch of your partner's naked body (1 minute). If your partner has enjoyed it, he/she may thank you with a passionate kiss (30 seconds). 41 = 23 and so on (40+n = 22+n). 69 The Bed: -------- Go to bed with one or several players of your choice and make one of your most pleasant erotic dreams become true. The official time limit for this bed activity is 2 minutes, but if your co-players like what you are doing, they may grant you some more time to achieve your goal. Remember the rule to avoid any frustration... The other players wait until you have finished. The End: -------- "The Bed" is a good place for deciding whether to continue or to end The Game. In the latter case, some players may want to remain in the bed... 70 = 25 and so on (70+n = 24+n). Note: If minors or virgins are participating in The Game, you may want to modify or to ignore some of the instructions for the "advanced" fields 24 through 69. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- You could try the one where the girl has whip cream and you try to fish the cherry out of her mouth with your tounge. Or if you are looking for a group thing you could play a game of strip poker, then start into dares of sexual favors. Or you could play a game me and my friends started. Everyone gets a color. All the people who have the same color (they are sometimes in groups of 3 or 4) get paired with each other for sex. Another fun one is get some people together and have a strip tease contest. I can think of a million, but I am rlunning out of time here...I'll talk to you later. Kim If you're running a PC, I have this shareware computer game parody of Monopoly called InterSex. For the most part, it's just like the original, except when you land on someone else's property, you have the option of paying or "working." The type of work you do can vary from taking off clothing to all sorts of sexual play. It's a lot of fun. My ex-girlfriend and I tried it one night and had a total blast!! Now I'll have to see if I can find somebody else to play this with. Well, Since you asked so nicely... I had a significant other who was really hooked on that vacuous game Wheel of Fortune. Watched it every night. Always wanted me to, too. Finally we decided we would both play, and whoever lost had to do the dishes that night. I got bored fast. But I was surprised when my suggestion was accepted: the loser gives the other head. Worked like a champ. And I'll take a blow job anyday. Subject: Re: Sex games Hello, I wouldn't call it a 'Sex game' per s'e ,... but ordinary Truth or Dare should be quite ok :-) In case you aren't aware of T|D, I'll add the rules I'm familiar with (from FurryMuck) 1...The questioner selects a victim 2...The questioner asks a question of the victim 3...The victim must either answer TRUTHFULLY, to the questioner's satisfaction, or, if the victim does not want to answer the question, accept and perform a 'dare'. 4...In the case of a dare, the questioner gives a task to be done by the victim, which the victim MUST perform. Note that it is considered unfair to use a dare to obtain the answer to the declined question. 5...After the victim has either answered to the questioner's satisfaction, or performed the dare, the victim becomes the new questioner and selects a fresh victim. Note that the victim cannot question the person who just asked them a question (i.e. no immediate revenge). 6...At all times, a victim receiving the dare may object to the dare if it truly violates their personal ethics (such as being asked to perform sex in a dare, when the person is monogamous, etc). In that case, another dare should be selected That is all I have so far Keep them comming. --