Mall Cupid (MF exhib) MALL CUPID John straightened out his tunic and adjusted his wings. As he handed out flyers the harness kept shifting down and to his right. It was just one of the annoying parts of being a mall Cupid and greeting people before they entered the shopping complex. This job wasn't working out at all. "I think it's straight now." John turned to see who had spoken. She was blonde and thin, and stood smoking a cigarette just outside the door to the mall. "Thanks," he said. He held up one of the flyers and asked, "So am I dressed like this for your store?" She shook her head no and exhaled a stream of smoke. "I work at Belle Boudoir. You know, the lingerie place? We don't exactly need to advertise this time of year." "Yeah, you must be really busy," John agreed. "You don't know the half of it. Most of the time it's not a bad job. But now is like the worst. All of a sudden, clueless men are wandering around the store. They all come in with some fantasy in mind for Valentine's Day. I try to help and then, somehow, I wind up in the fantasy." John laughed and she took another drag from her cigarette. John could certainly imagine why she drew the extra attention. "I see," he said. "So you get a lot of guys saying, 'Actually she's about your size, Maybe you could try it on?'" "Something like that," she said. She inhaled again, and let out the smoke in a rush to speak. "You know, just once I'd like the guy to offer to pose for me in some of the skimpy men's stuff we have." "Really? Would you take him up on it?" "I don't know." She thought for a minute. "Probably not. But they just don't think that way, you know? They just assume I'm there for their amusement, but not the other way around." John flicked the wings behind him. "So am I amusing?" "Highly," she said, putting out the cigarette. "But now your wings are crooked again." John craned his neck to look back over his shoulder. When he turned again she was on the way back inside. He cursed at himself for failing to ask her name. Valentine's Day was not far away and he was no closer to having a date than he was to getting a decent job. At least he knew where she worked. She also found him amusing, which was a good start. Maybe he could offer to pose for her. Perhaps it was the desperation brought on by the pressures of Valentine's Day. Maybe it was the lack of propriety enforced by standing in sandals, white tunic and large artificial wings, and handing out flyers to complete strangers. Whatever the reason, John decided that posing for this lingerie saleswoman wasn't such a bad idea. On his next work break he scrambled through the mall. First to the drugstore for some adhesive tape, then to the toy store, then to the passport photo booth. The jokes he suffered in the stores were nothing compared to the strain of contorting himself so that he could stand on the bench of the photo booth and pose properly for the camera. He had to take his wings off to fit inside the tight space, but the loose fitting tunic turned out to be an asset in his hit and run modeling effort. John considered dropping his briefs, as well as lifting the tunic, but decided to preserve a little modesty. While he waited for the pictures to develop John removed his new toy from its packaging. It was a spring-loaded bow that launched foam rubber arrows: the perfect accessory for playing Cupid. With the short time he had before the photos emerged, John stood in the hall and practiced with the toy, learning its range. The machine beeped to announce that his photos were ready. John examined them and was pleased. The tunic was out of sight and his unit was front and center. He taped the strip of photos to one of the rubber arrow shafts, and set out in search of his quarry. John crept up to the entrance of Belle Boudoir and crouched behind a security device. He spotted the blonde at the cash register and took aim for a small display behind her. Quickly, he pulled back the bow until the spring mechanism locked. He rechecked his aim and prepared to launch a volley in pursuit of romance. Just as he released the trigger, a petite, dark haired woman holding a Belle Boudoir shopping bag stepped in front of the arrow's path. The foam shaft hit her square in the chest. "What the hell!" Her shock was compounded by the image of Cupid, complete with wings, bow and quiver in hand, jumping in front of her in a failed effort to calm her. "Sorry, sorry," he stammered. He didn't want the saleswoman to see him, and even more he wanted his arrow back. Too late for that. The brunette had it in hand and was looking at John's unusual self portrait. Not that she could tell he was the subject of the photos. "What is this?" she demanded. "What are you, Cupid? Is this some kind of a joke?" "No! No!" John said pointing with his thumb to the wings. He still had a chance to wiggle out of the situation. "I'm being paid for this." "Did that asshole Paul pay you to do this? That guy just doesn't take no for an answer." She looked back at the arrow and remarked. "I wouldn't have thought he would be this well endowed, though." "No," John said. "I don't know anyone named Paul. See, I was doing this arrow thing to try to find a date." He instantly regretted that sentence. "A date?" "It's a long story. Could I just have the arrow back?" She looked at it again. "Not until you tell me this story," she teased. In the fewest possible words, John managed to explain his job as a mall Cupid, his chance meeting with the saleswoman, and his plan to win her over. "Now that I just said all that, I realize it's probably the dumbest thing I've ever done." She looked over his shoulder at the wings, then back into his eyes. "Somehow I doubt that's true. Besides, it's a cute idea. I would go out with this guy if I met him," she said, indicating the photos on the arrow before flipping the foam missile over to John. He caught it and stared at her in disbelief. "But that's me!" "Get real!" she said. "Look at the six-pack on that guy! And how could you take those pictures in one of those booths? There's no way you could stand inside it. Especially with those wings on." "I took them off," he said. "Whatever. I still don't think that's you." "But you would go out with the guy in this picture?" "Yeah," she said. "I would." "Well then let's prove it! We'll go down to the dressing room and I'll show you that I'm the guy in the picture." "I don't think so," she said. "So you were lying," John said. "No, I just don't believe you." "Well could you at least give me a chance?" "Fine!" she agreed. "I can't believe I'm doing this," she mumbled. On the way to the dressing room, John developed a suspicion that he was being taken advantage of. "How do I know you'll really go out with me?" "You'll have to trust me. But if it'll make you feel any better my name is Rochelle." She also gave him her phone number. "Can you remember that?" "Yes I can. My name is John, by the way." Something still didn't feel right. "You could have made up that number," he said. "That's true," Rochelle said. "You're just going to have to trust me." For the remainder of the short walk, John contemplated his position. They reached the door of the dressing room and he spoke, having formulated a plan. "OK, so you get to see me half naked, and then we go out. But if you think I'm not the guy in the picture we don't." "That's right," Rochelle said. "That's not fair! Maybe you just want to see me in my underwear." "Please! You're a mall Cupid; don't flatter yourself." "Well, I think I oughta get something out of this," John protested. "Something guaranteed." "Like what? You want me to shove a dollar bill in your jock?" "I was thinking more like you show me your underwear," he said. "Pushing your luck a little bit, aren't you, John?" "It's only fair. I prove to you I'm the guy in the picture, and you model for me whatever it was you bought in that lingerie place." They were still outside the dressing room door. Rochelle looked down at her bag and then at John. "Fine!" she declared. He opened the door to the dressing room. "After you," he said. Inside, Rochelle slipped behind a curtain to change. John simply took off his wings and pulled the tunic over his head. To John it seemed minutes before Rochelle called out, "Ready or not here I come!" She stepped from behind the curtain. As she took in an eyeful of John's nicely filled out briefs, she saw no sign of the confusion on his face. "OK, let's see it," he said, with his arms outstretched to her and his palms open. "See what?" she asked. "Your lingerie," he said. "Take off that robe, and let's see it!" "But this is it," Rochelle smiled. "She pulled a tag out from under the cuff of one arm and showed it to him. "You asked to see what I bought in the shop. This is it, honey!" "But that's not fair!" "It's what we agreed to," Rochelle said. "That's not what I meant!" John argued. "Well, I'm a little disappointed, too," she said. "You must be stuffing that thing. Where are your socks, anyway?" "I'm wearing sandals!" John protested. "And I am not stuffing!" "Care to prove it," she said, batting her eyelids. "No, not again," John said. "You're like a con artist." "Oh, don't be a baby. Look, if it will make you feel any better, I'll take off the robe." "No, you might have armor on underneath," John said. "Sorry, I'll rephrase that," she said. "I'll let you see me in my underwear." John felt burned, but she was cute and she kept smiling at him. He did want to see what she looked like under the robe. "Oh, all right!" he said, exasperated. She flashed him the smile again as he dropped his briefs. My, he wasn't stuffing, was he? Rochelle wondered if it got much bigger. "I guess it's my turn," she purred. She unfastened the robe, and let it slide off one shoulder at at time. As the robe fell, John could the swell of her breasts before any of her brassiere. For a moment, he wondered if she wore one. Shortly, though, it was clear that she wore one, and it pressed her breasts together in a wonderful display of cleavage. The bra was white and of a simple material. Her panties were also white, but sheer where the triangle in front reached around to embrace her hips. "Want to see the back?" Rochelle asked. "Uh, yeah," John said. Rochelle turned halfway round, put her hands on her knees and bent slightly at the waist. The underwear was sheer in the back, right down to the solid white material of the crotch. John could make out her full ass cheeks and it quickened his pulse. She wiggled a bit before turning around again. Rochelle was pleased to see that it did indeed grow bigger. It was doing so at that very moment. "Maybe you should go lock the door," she suggested. He complied. That gave them a little more security, and it gave Rochelle a good view of his ass. When he returned, Rochelle greeted him with a kiss. John kissed back enthusiastically, and his hands roamed over her back. He fumbled with her bra clasp for a moment, but managed to unfasten it. Rochelle rolled her shoulders to let the bra slide between them to the floor. John cupped her tits in his hand and then bent slightly to take her nipples in his mouth. They hardened at his gentle bites. His tongue swept over her breasts in great arcs. His hands moved down from her ribs to her hips, and then on to her ass. Rochelle let her hand move down to his cock. She rolled his balls in the loose hairy flesh of his sack and felt it contrast with the smooth hard shaft resting against her wrist. Rochelle crouched down and brought her face closer to his considerable manhood. "Now I think you're the same guy from the picture," she said. "That's what I've been trying to tell--" John cut his statement short when Rochelle sucked one of his balls into her mouth and flicked at it with her tongue. He felt a surge in his cock and it jerked in her grasp. Rochelle opened her mouth wide to take in his meaty sausage. It was warm and throbbed against her lips as she sucked on it and slid her tongue along its underside. John brushed the hair away from her face and watched her work. Rochelle held his girth in her hand and pulled her mouth away. "I feel so overdressed," she said as she stood from the crouch position. John switched places with her. He pulled down her white panties, and she stepped out of them. John poked his nose into the dark wiry hairs above her slit, and pushed his tongue down inside the thickest part of her thatch. The lips parted and he tasted her. John held her ass in his hands and pulled her cheeks apart. As he licked, he guided a lone finger up and into that wet seam and pushed it inside her. Rochelle gave out a little whimper. She parted her legs a bit to give John more room to work with his tongue. Rapidly he swirled the tip of his tongue around her clit. He moved his hand around to the front of her thigh so that he might push more of his finger inside her. "I want you," he said. "Just a little more," Rochelle answered. "Please." John licked at her cunt. As fast as he could he flicked his tongue back and forth to stimulate her. Rochelle gripped the short hairs on his head and forced him closer. She bucked her hips and slid her pussy against his face. Spasms rushed through her body and tightened her thighs against John's chin. "I want you," John said again when he pulled his mouth free. "Take me," she answered. There was a chair near her, and Rochelle took a step towards it. She put a leg up on the chair, and before she could make herself comfortable she felt the head of his cock push against her soaking wet bottom. The tip pushed her lips apart, and the spreading seemed to go on as the full width of his shaft entered her slick hole. It felt as if tiny fingers were spreading her skin. Her muscles felt hot from her calves up to her sex. It was a slow burn, and each thrust of his cock stoked the fire. "You feel so good," John said. He reached under her arms and found her swaying breasts. He held them tight to her body and started to fuck her faster. Maybe Rochelle never fully recovered from her first orgasm, but the familiar sensation returned. She was building to another climax. So was John, His strokes turned to harder pounding, and his hips met her ass with a slapping sound. "I'm gonna come," John announced. "Oh, yeah, come," Rochelle said. Rochelle felt every spurt of his orgasm through the tight contact of her skin with his shaft. The pulsing of his cock pushed her over the edge and she quivered again with orgasm. He stopped moving his legs but the throbbing of his cock continued for a few seconds. "God damn," he mumbled. They dressed quickly. There was a renewed fear of discovery, but they took time to exchange another kiss. Slower this time, less urgent. The two left the room after Rochelle adjusted John's wings. "Perfect!" she said. They kissed again before parting. John had to return to work, and Rochelle now had a new reason to shop for Valentine's Day. "You will call me," she said. "I know where you work, and I have some incriminating photos of you." "Don't worry," John said. "I'll call you." He went back to his spot outside the mall, handing out flyers. At some point the blond saleswoman returned to take another cigarette break. "I saw you talking to that brunette outside my store," she said. "Really?" "Your Cupid routine must have worked because she came back to buy some more stuff." "Is that so?" John asked. "Yep," she said, blowing a plume of smoke into the air. "I should have asked her to model it for me. I bet she would look real hot in it." What was this, John thought, a lesbian lingerie saleswoman? This mall Cupid thing was going to work out just fine.